1 00:00:03,368 --> 00:00:06,304 La, la-la, la, la, la, la, la, la-la-la-la-la, la-la, la, la 2 00:00:06,371 --> 00:00:08,506 Yay! Whoa, Daddy! 3 00:00:08,574 --> 00:00:11,209 La, la-la, la, la, la, la, la, la-la-la-la-la, la-la, la, la. 4 00:00:21,153 --> 00:00:22,287 Okay, follow me! 5 00:00:22,388 --> 00:00:23,054 What's the story? 6 00:00:23,156 --> 00:00:24,656 The bomber's on the roof! 7 00:00:24,723 --> 00:00:25,823 Get him surrounded. There! 8 00:00:25,891 --> 00:00:27,992 Uh, nothing. Okay, what do we got? 9 00:00:54,887 --> 00:00:57,589 I got him! I finally nailed him. 10 00:01:05,431 --> 00:01:07,632 That ain't the bomber! 11 00:01:10,803 --> 00:01:12,436 Get him out of here. 12 00:01:57,783 --> 00:02:00,852 Good morning. It's Christmas Eve day here in Chicago. 13 00:02:00,920 --> 00:02:03,855 Time to hang that mistletoe and hit those stores. 14 00:02:03,922 --> 00:02:06,925 The temperature stands at a chilly 33 degrees, 15 00:02:06,992 --> 00:02:09,427 but forecasters are calling for things to warm up 16 00:02:09,495 --> 00:02:11,796 for Santa's arrival tonight. 17 00:02:11,864 --> 00:02:14,633 In the news today, police continue their search 18 00:02:14,767 --> 00:02:16,801 for the elusive Teddy Bear Bomber, 19 00:02:16,869 --> 00:02:19,270 who has terrorized Chicago for almost three weeks. 20 00:02:19,338 --> 00:02:21,106 Yeah. 21 00:02:21,173 --> 00:02:22,874 Hey, buddy! 22 00:02:25,577 --> 00:02:27,145 Merry Christmas! 23 00:02:27,213 --> 00:02:29,046 What's that? 24 00:02:29,114 --> 00:02:31,215 It's a tree. 25 00:02:31,283 --> 00:02:33,518 You call that a tree? 26 00:02:33,585 --> 00:02:34,919 I bought it for you. 27 00:02:34,987 --> 00:02:36,554 You bought that? 28 00:02:36,622 --> 00:02:38,856 Well, it fell off a truck. 29 00:02:38,924 --> 00:02:40,125 I'm touched. 30 00:02:40,192 --> 00:02:41,660 I knew you would be. 31 00:02:41,727 --> 00:02:44,229 Wow, I see you've gone all out with the holiday trimmings. 32 00:02:44,296 --> 00:02:46,631 Looks very festive in here. Very decorative. 33 00:02:46,665 --> 00:02:48,633 Thank you. 34 00:02:48,701 --> 00:02:50,869 I haven't exactly had much time to do things. 35 00:02:50,936 --> 00:02:52,336 I see. You're in denial. 36 00:02:52,404 --> 00:02:53,471 It's understandable. 37 00:02:53,539 --> 00:02:54,872 How's that? 38 00:02:54,940 --> 00:02:57,508 Well, it's your first Christmas alone, divorced, 39 00:02:57,576 --> 00:02:59,777 living on top of a hotel, 40 00:02:59,845 --> 00:03:00,978 no social life. 41 00:03:01,046 --> 00:03:03,548 Must be rough. 42 00:03:03,615 --> 00:03:05,784 Thank you very much for reminding me of that, Chuck. 43 00:03:05,851 --> 00:03:07,551 Fortunately, I have a cure 44 00:03:07,619 --> 00:03:09,720 for your nagging mid-winter blues. 45 00:03:09,788 --> 00:03:11,656 Oh, yeah? What's that? 46 00:03:11,724 --> 00:03:13,591 Ta-da. 47 00:03:16,028 --> 00:03:18,162 Lift tickets to Wind Dance, buddy. 48 00:03:18,230 --> 00:03:19,964 You got ski tickets? 49 00:03:20,032 --> 00:03:21,966 You and me out on the slopes Christmas Eve, 50 00:03:22,034 --> 00:03:24,802 couple of babes in stretch pants. 51 00:03:24,870 --> 00:03:26,671 I got my car back; It's waiting down stairs. 52 00:03:26,739 --> 00:03:27,938 Let's go! Pack a bag! 53 00:03:28,006 --> 00:03:29,274 You got ski tickets? 54 00:03:29,342 --> 00:03:31,076 Yep. 55 00:03:31,143 --> 00:03:32,710 Gare? 56 00:03:32,778 --> 00:03:35,347 Gare? 57 00:03:35,414 --> 00:03:36,848 I can't go. 58 00:03:36,915 --> 00:03:38,316 Why not? 59 00:03:38,384 --> 00:03:39,550 What do you mean, "Why not?" 60 00:03:39,618 --> 00:03:40,652 I can't go 61 00:03:49,161 --> 00:03:51,029 Come on, Gare, one night out of town. 62 00:03:51,097 --> 00:03:52,263 What is the big deal? 63 00:03:52,331 --> 00:03:53,264 What's the big deal? 64 00:03:53,332 --> 00:03:54,766 You know what the big is. 65 00:03:54,833 --> 00:03:56,433 I'm stuck with this 66 00:03:58,371 --> 00:04:00,738 People need help on the holidays. 67 00:04:00,806 --> 00:04:03,074 This holiday, I'm stuck serving up the help. 68 00:04:03,142 --> 00:04:04,843 Not if you're not there to do it, right? 69 00:04:04,910 --> 00:04:07,712 I had an uncle who killed himself on Christmas. 70 00:04:07,779 --> 00:04:09,981 Really? 71 00:04:10,048 --> 00:04:12,283 Well, was he depressed? 72 00:04:12,351 --> 00:04:15,019 No. Just stuck his fork in the toaster. 73 00:04:16,922 --> 00:04:18,556 (sighs) 74 00:04:18,624 --> 00:04:21,125 All I'm saying is, Gare, you have the right enjoy yourself. 75 00:04:21,193 --> 00:04:21,993 Everyone does. 76 00:04:22,127 --> 00:04:23,761 Uh-huh. 77 00:04:25,497 --> 00:04:26,531 What are you doing tonight? 78 00:04:26,598 --> 00:04:29,868 Waiting for Santa. 79 00:04:29,935 --> 00:04:31,169 Santa? 80 00:04:31,236 --> 00:04:32,904 Yeah. Why? 81 00:04:32,971 --> 00:04:36,141 So you actually believe in Santa Claus? 82 00:04:36,208 --> 00:04:38,409 In theory at least. 83 00:04:38,477 --> 00:04:40,644 In theory, you believe that there's some 84 00:04:40,712 --> 00:04:41,979 fat guy in a red suit 85 00:04:42,047 --> 00:04:44,182 who flies around on a sled and hangs out 86 00:04:44,250 --> 00:04:45,517 with a bunch of elves. 87 00:04:45,584 --> 00:04:46,451 Yeah, Mr. Grinch. 88 00:04:46,519 --> 00:04:47,752 And what do you believe in? 89 00:04:47,819 --> 00:04:49,821 Presents. 90 00:04:49,888 --> 00:04:51,155 I'll come back later. 91 00:04:51,223 --> 00:04:53,257 Thanks, Gidget. 92 00:04:53,325 --> 00:04:54,391 Listen, Gary, 93 00:04:54,459 --> 00:04:55,960 are you gonna go with me or not? 94 00:04:56,027 --> 00:04:59,464 Come on. The world can take of itself for a day. 95 00:04:59,531 --> 00:05:01,999 I don't think I'm gonna make it. 96 00:05:02,067 --> 00:05:05,870 An explosive device hidden inside a child's toy teddy bear 97 00:05:05,937 --> 00:05:08,138 detonated today at Bicentennial Skating Rink 98 00:05:08,206 --> 00:05:09,107 in downtown Chicago. 99 00:05:12,978 --> 00:05:14,612 Medic over here! 100 00:05:14,680 --> 00:05:16,046 Move it! 101 00:05:16,114 --> 00:05:17,648 The explosion, which occurred at 10:45 in the morning, 102 00:05:17,716 --> 00:05:21,386 killed 20 holiday skaters and injured 50 more. 103 00:05:25,357 --> 00:05:28,326 Police revealed that the bomber left a note in the wreckage, 104 00:05:28,394 --> 00:05:31,896 but officials refused to divulge the contents. 105 00:05:35,100 --> 00:05:38,335 Now he's gonna become a murderer. 106 00:05:38,403 --> 00:05:40,071 I'm gonna need your help, Chuck. 107 00:05:40,139 --> 00:05:41,372 Fine. Fine. 108 00:05:41,439 --> 00:05:42,873 You save the world. 109 00:05:42,941 --> 00:05:44,175 Me? I'm going skiing. 110 00:05:44,242 --> 00:05:45,476 And do what? 111 00:05:45,544 --> 00:05:47,011 Chase around a bunch of bunnies? 112 00:05:47,079 --> 00:05:48,713 You got it. Uh-huh. 113 00:05:48,781 --> 00:05:50,214 Look, this is too big. 114 00:05:50,282 --> 00:05:51,549 I'm going to need some help. 115 00:05:51,617 --> 00:05:52,884 I'm telling you... 116 00:05:52,952 --> 00:05:56,086 Qualified help. 117 00:05:56,154 --> 00:05:58,289 Yeah? And where are you going to get that? 118 00:05:58,356 --> 00:06:01,626 I almost hate to say it. 119 00:06:01,693 --> 00:06:03,694 Say it anyway. 120 00:06:03,762 --> 00:06:05,729 Well, sir... No, no, I don't want to hear it! 121 00:06:05,797 --> 00:06:07,865 All I want to know is who is this guy?! 122 00:06:07,933 --> 00:06:10,168 Three weeks on this case, he's running us ragged. 123 00:06:10,236 --> 00:06:12,370 The mayor wants action. 124 00:06:12,438 --> 00:06:13,905 Teddy bears, my butt. 125 00:06:13,973 --> 00:06:15,339 Go on! Get out of here. 126 00:06:19,744 --> 00:06:21,145 Sir? 127 00:06:21,213 --> 00:06:22,914 What is it? 128 00:06:22,981 --> 00:06:25,249 The mayor's on the phone...again. 129 00:06:25,317 --> 00:06:27,485 Tell him I'm dead! 130 00:06:27,553 --> 00:06:28,486 Yes, sir. 131 00:06:28,553 --> 00:06:30,355 And, um, there's someone to see you. 132 00:06:30,422 --> 00:06:31,689 What kind of someone? 133 00:06:31,757 --> 00:06:34,459 He says he knows things about the bomber. 134 00:06:34,527 --> 00:06:35,627 Oh, of course he does. 135 00:06:35,694 --> 00:06:37,695 Everybody knows things about this bomber except me. 136 00:06:37,763 --> 00:06:38,929 Tell him to beat it. 137 00:06:38,931 --> 00:06:40,999 He also says he knows you. 138 00:06:41,066 --> 00:06:42,367 Me? What's his name? 139 00:06:42,434 --> 00:06:44,635 Hobson. 140 00:06:44,703 --> 00:06:46,637 Remember me? 141 00:06:46,705 --> 00:06:49,207 Oh, no. 142 00:06:50,942 --> 00:06:54,378 Merry Christmas! 143 00:06:54,446 --> 00:06:56,214 Nice beard. Polyester? 144 00:06:56,281 --> 00:06:57,481 Merry Christmas! 145 00:06:57,549 --> 00:06:59,917 Hey, Santa, get yourself a real job, huh? 146 00:06:59,984 --> 00:07:02,286 Up yours, Scrooge. 147 00:07:02,354 --> 00:07:05,489 Merry Christmas! 148 00:07:05,557 --> 00:07:07,258 Thank you very much. 149 00:07:08,627 --> 00:07:12,230 Merry Christmas! 150 00:07:12,297 --> 00:07:14,598 Merry Christmas! 151 00:07:14,666 --> 00:07:15,966 Excuse me. 152 00:07:16,034 --> 00:07:17,635 Is this your vehicle? 153 00:07:17,702 --> 00:07:19,170 Yes, it is. 154 00:07:20,405 --> 00:07:21,472 Nice. 155 00:07:21,539 --> 00:07:23,408 Thank you. I'm going skiing. 156 00:07:23,475 --> 00:07:24,775 I don't think so. 157 00:07:24,843 --> 00:07:25,976 Excuse me? 158 00:07:26,044 --> 00:07:27,644 You're coming downtown with us. 159 00:07:28,947 --> 00:07:30,147 Scofflaw violation. 160 00:07:30,215 --> 00:07:31,515 We're impounding your car. 161 00:07:38,890 --> 00:07:41,859 A bomb? In the skating rink? 162 00:07:41,927 --> 00:07:42,993 Yes, sir. 163 00:07:43,061 --> 00:07:44,028 This morning? 164 00:07:44,096 --> 00:07:45,597 That's right. 10:45. 165 00:07:45,664 --> 00:07:46,698 But it hasn't happened yet? 166 00:07:46,765 --> 00:07:47,732 No. 167 00:07:47,800 --> 00:07:49,100 But it's going to, you're sure? 168 00:07:49,168 --> 00:07:50,501 Yes. 169 00:07:50,569 --> 00:07:51,836 And you know this because...? 170 00:07:51,904 --> 00:07:54,171 Well, I'd rather not say. 171 00:07:54,239 --> 00:07:55,439 Rather not say, because if you did, 172 00:07:55,507 --> 00:07:57,575 You wouldn't believe me. I wouldn't believe you. 173 00:07:57,643 --> 00:07:59,510 Who put you up to this anyway? 174 00:07:59,578 --> 00:08:00,644 What? 175 00:08:00,712 --> 00:08:02,646 Is this some guy with a sick sense of humor, 176 00:08:02,714 --> 00:08:03,814 some, some comedy guy? 177 00:08:03,882 --> 00:08:05,983 No. Look, I'm telling you the truth here. 178 00:08:06,051 --> 00:08:07,084 Oh, sure you are. 179 00:08:07,152 --> 00:08:09,720 Like all the other 87 hot tips we got today, huh? 180 00:08:09,788 --> 00:08:11,656 No. Look, this one is real. 181 00:08:11,723 --> 00:08:12,790 People are gonna die. 182 00:08:12,858 --> 00:08:14,625 I'm just trying to help you here. 183 00:08:14,693 --> 00:08:16,760 Of course you are. This is flat. 184 00:08:16,828 --> 00:08:17,928 Look, do me a favor. 185 00:08:17,996 --> 00:08:20,331 Go help somebody else, huh? 186 00:08:20,399 --> 00:08:21,965 Get him out of here. 187 00:08:22,033 --> 00:08:24,302 Look, this is gonna happen. Today, Crumb. 188 00:08:24,370 --> 00:08:26,804 He's gonna leave a note. 189 00:08:26,872 --> 00:08:29,106 Did you say a note? 190 00:08:29,174 --> 00:08:31,275 Okay, talk. 191 00:08:31,343 --> 00:08:32,910 About what? 192 00:08:32,978 --> 00:08:34,045 About the note. 193 00:08:34,112 --> 00:08:35,279 Where is it? 194 00:08:35,381 --> 00:08:36,681 What's it like? Wh-What's it say? 195 00:08:36,749 --> 00:08:38,015 Look, I don't know. 196 00:08:38,083 --> 00:08:40,652 All I know is that it's found in the wreckage. 197 00:08:40,719 --> 00:08:42,453 Oh, like these were? 198 00:08:45,624 --> 00:08:47,391 No one, not even 199 00:08:47,458 --> 00:08:48,459 the press knew about these. 200 00:08:48,526 --> 00:08:51,026 We're keeping it a secret. Now, who told you? 201 00:08:55,334 --> 00:08:56,834 I can't tell you. 202 00:08:56,902 --> 00:08:59,337 Eight of these in three weeks, all addressed to me. 203 00:08:59,405 --> 00:09:02,006 "Ha-ha-ha. Fooled you." 204 00:09:02,074 --> 00:09:03,341 This guy's giving me headache. 205 00:09:03,409 --> 00:09:05,009 Look, I'm sorry about that, but what do you want me to do? 206 00:09:05,077 --> 00:09:06,477 You're sorry? What about me? 207 00:09:06,545 --> 00:09:07,979 This is Christmas Eve. 208 00:09:08,046 --> 00:09:09,714 I should be home with my kids. 209 00:09:09,782 --> 00:09:11,348 Instead, I'm sitting around with some guy who thinks 210 00:09:11,416 --> 00:09:12,416 he's The Amazing Kreskin. 211 00:09:12,484 --> 00:09:13,584 And what's worse, 212 00:09:13,652 --> 00:09:15,453 I'm even starting to believe him. 213 00:09:15,520 --> 00:09:16,520 Now, is that nuts? 214 00:09:16,589 --> 00:09:18,723 Don't answer that. 215 00:09:22,227 --> 00:09:24,795 The Bicentennial Skating Rink in less than an hour? 216 00:09:24,863 --> 00:09:26,998 Yeah. 217 00:09:27,866 --> 00:09:30,368 No. We're staying here. 218 00:09:30,436 --> 00:09:33,137 Sir, mayor's calling again. 219 00:09:37,176 --> 00:09:39,943 I want bomb squad and S.W.A.T. and lots of communication. 220 00:09:40,012 --> 00:09:43,014 And warn the locals that we're coming it in, but keep it quiet. 221 00:09:43,081 --> 00:09:44,482 I don't want to cause a panic. 222 00:09:44,549 --> 00:09:45,616 Excuse me. 223 00:09:45,683 --> 00:09:47,051 Shouldn't you evacuate the rink over there? 224 00:09:47,119 --> 00:09:49,086 On what grounds? A little birdie told me? 225 00:09:49,154 --> 00:09:50,354 A little birdie? 226 00:09:50,422 --> 00:09:52,089 Look, people get cranky 227 00:09:52,157 --> 00:09:54,425 when you shut down their business on a hunch. 228 00:09:54,492 --> 00:09:58,329 Show me a bomb, and then we'll talk. 229 00:09:58,397 --> 00:09:59,863 Me? 230 00:09:59,932 --> 00:10:01,299 I don't know where the bomb is. 231 00:10:01,366 --> 00:10:03,167 I don't know exactly where it is, but 232 00:10:03,235 --> 00:10:05,436 Fine. Come on along for the ride. We'll have a lot of fun. 233 00:10:05,504 --> 00:10:06,236 Oh, no, no, no. 234 00:10:06,304 --> 00:10:07,171 Listen, Charlie... 235 00:10:07,238 --> 00:10:08,605 Gary. It's Gary. 236 00:10:08,673 --> 00:10:09,707 Whomever. 237 00:10:09,775 --> 00:10:11,575 You're not walking until I find this S.Jo..B. 238 00:10:11,644 --> 00:10:12,810 You want to guess why? 239 00:10:15,814 --> 00:10:17,982 Because it might be me. 240 00:10:18,049 --> 00:10:18,916 Bingo. It might be you. 241 00:10:18,984 --> 00:10:20,117 Get in the car. 242 00:10:35,968 --> 00:10:37,701 Shouldn't you be solving murders 243 00:10:37,769 --> 00:10:39,170 or prosecuting drug dealers or something? 244 00:10:39,237 --> 00:10:40,271 This way. 245 00:10:40,338 --> 00:10:42,072 This is ridiculous. 246 00:10:42,140 --> 00:10:43,207 Who's this? 247 00:10:43,275 --> 00:10:44,708 Fishman, Charles. 248 00:10:44,776 --> 00:10:48,979 Chuck, as my good friend the congressman calls me. 249 00:10:49,047 --> 00:10:50,248 Which congressman? 250 00:10:50,315 --> 00:10:53,083 All of them. 251 00:10:53,151 --> 00:10:56,353 Look, Sergeant, there's obviously been some sort of mistake here. 252 00:10:56,421 --> 00:10:58,522 These Nazis took my car. 253 00:10:58,590 --> 00:10:59,990 Now, I am willing to overlook this... 254 00:11:00,058 --> 00:11:01,425 What's he in for? 255 00:11:01,493 --> 00:11:02,259 Parking tickets. 256 00:11:02,394 --> 00:11:04,195 See what I mean? Parking tickets. 257 00:11:04,263 --> 00:11:05,363 How many? 258 00:11:05,430 --> 00:11:06,831 106. 259 00:11:06,899 --> 00:11:08,666 Okay, so I park a lot. 260 00:11:08,734 --> 00:11:09,867 It's a big city. 261 00:11:09,935 --> 00:11:11,235 It happens. 262 00:11:11,303 --> 00:11:14,038 You know, mail, schedules... 263 00:11:14,106 --> 00:11:16,307 I've been so busy lately, 264 00:11:16,374 --> 00:11:17,641 as I'm sure you have. 265 00:11:17,709 --> 00:11:19,743 To tell you the truth... 266 00:11:21,012 --> 00:11:23,347 I thought I already paid. 267 00:11:23,414 --> 00:11:25,182 So just what tell me what the fine is, 268 00:11:25,250 --> 00:11:26,851 I'll pay it, and I'll be gone. 269 00:11:26,919 --> 00:11:28,185 Too late for that. 270 00:11:28,253 --> 00:11:29,886 Okay, then bail. 271 00:11:29,954 --> 00:11:31,722 How much is bail? A couple of hundred? 272 00:11:31,789 --> 00:11:33,023 A grand? 273 00:11:33,091 --> 00:11:34,925 I'll write you a check right now, okay? 274 00:11:34,993 --> 00:11:37,328 And then next week, after I'm off the slopes... 275 00:11:37,396 --> 00:11:38,762 That's up to the judge. 276 00:11:38,830 --> 00:11:40,598 Judge? 277 00:11:40,666 --> 00:11:42,166 Where? 278 00:11:42,233 --> 00:11:44,601 Court convenes early Thursday morning. 279 00:11:44,669 --> 00:11:47,738 That's the day after tomorrow. 280 00:11:47,806 --> 00:11:50,174 What is this, some sort of joke? 281 00:11:50,242 --> 00:11:53,343 A little Yuletide humor? 282 00:11:56,815 --> 00:11:59,216 Think of it as your personal manger. 283 00:11:59,284 --> 00:12:00,617 You can't do this. 284 00:12:00,685 --> 00:12:02,453 This isn't Bolivia! 285 00:12:02,520 --> 00:12:04,688 I'll call Johnny Cochran! 286 00:12:04,756 --> 00:12:06,323 Oh, great. 287 00:12:06,391 --> 00:12:08,325 This is just perfect. 288 00:12:08,393 --> 00:12:10,427 Think you got problems? 289 00:12:10,495 --> 00:12:12,496 I'm late for work. 290 00:12:12,564 --> 00:12:14,131 Yeah? 291 00:12:14,199 --> 00:12:15,432 And who are you? 292 00:12:16,635 --> 00:12:18,903 Santa Claus. 293 00:12:28,313 --> 00:12:30,881 Okay, this is it. How much time we got? 15 minutes. Maybe less. 294 00:12:30,949 --> 00:12:32,850 Are you sure you don't want to change your story? 295 00:12:32,918 --> 00:12:34,251 No, this is going to happen. Trust me. 296 00:12:34,319 --> 00:12:35,853 Yeah, I was afraid of that. 297 00:12:35,921 --> 00:12:37,621 Look, Crumb, can't we get these people out of here 298 00:12:37,689 --> 00:12:38,956 just to be on the safe side? 299 00:12:39,024 --> 00:12:40,357 You like skating? Huh? 300 00:12:40,425 --> 00:12:41,425 They like skating. 301 00:12:41,492 --> 00:12:42,860 They came here to skate. 302 00:12:42,928 --> 00:12:44,695 Let's take a look around first, okay? 303 00:12:44,762 --> 00:12:46,931 Yeah, well, you better look fast. 304 00:12:49,935 --> 00:12:51,268 Oh, boy. 305 00:12:52,270 --> 00:12:53,603 Oh, boy. 306 00:12:53,671 --> 00:12:54,871 Hey, Aunt Marge? 307 00:12:54,939 --> 00:12:56,507 It's me, Chuck Fishman. 308 00:12:56,575 --> 00:12:58,209 How are you? 309 00:12:58,276 --> 00:13:00,844 Your nephew, remember? 310 00:13:00,912 --> 00:13:02,079 Yeah. 311 00:13:02,147 --> 00:13:04,615 Hey, merry Christmas. 312 00:13:04,682 --> 00:13:06,717 Yeah, that's right, the scrawny one. 313 00:13:06,784 --> 00:13:08,885 Listen, Aunt Marge, um, I'm in a bit 314 00:13:08,953 --> 00:13:10,688 of a spot here, and... 315 00:13:10,755 --> 00:13:12,623 No, no, no. I'm not coming to visit. 316 00:13:12,691 --> 00:13:13,858 Uh-huh. I'm in jail, 317 00:13:13,926 --> 00:13:15,526 and I've called everyone 318 00:13:15,593 --> 00:13:16,727 I know and... 319 00:13:16,795 --> 00:13:18,529 Hello? 320 00:13:18,596 --> 00:13:20,664 Marge? 321 00:13:20,732 --> 00:13:24,101 Cut off? 322 00:13:24,168 --> 00:13:25,936 Hung up. 323 00:13:26,004 --> 00:13:27,738 She's like that. 324 00:13:27,806 --> 00:13:28,506 Who? 325 00:13:28,674 --> 00:13:29,873 Marge. 326 00:13:29,941 --> 00:13:33,043 You know my aunt? 327 00:13:33,111 --> 00:13:34,445 Oh, I know everyone. 328 00:13:34,512 --> 00:13:36,147 Been to the house. 329 00:13:36,214 --> 00:13:38,416 Oh, that's right, because you're, uh... 330 00:13:38,483 --> 00:13:40,217 Uh-huh. 331 00:13:40,285 --> 00:13:44,588 Hey, can someone get in here?! 332 00:13:44,656 --> 00:13:45,956 I'd like to make a complaint! 333 00:13:46,024 --> 00:13:47,491 Sergeant? 334 00:13:47,559 --> 00:13:48,526 His name's Eddie. 335 00:13:48,593 --> 00:13:49,827 Used to call him "Stinker" 336 00:13:49,895 --> 00:13:51,595 when he was eight...don't bring it up. 337 00:13:51,663 --> 00:13:53,831 He's sensitive. 338 00:13:53,898 --> 00:13:55,999 Hello?! 339 00:13:56,067 --> 00:13:57,835 Problem here? 340 00:13:57,902 --> 00:13:59,136 Yeah, I got a problem. 341 00:13:59,204 --> 00:14:00,938 When do I get out of rattrap? 342 00:14:01,005 --> 00:14:02,106 Once we run through your files. 343 00:14:02,174 --> 00:14:03,274 The computer's down right now. 344 00:14:03,342 --> 00:14:04,642 Well, get it back up. 345 00:14:04,710 --> 00:14:07,044 Have a little patience. It's Christmas Eve. 346 00:14:07,112 --> 00:14:08,345 Give me that cellular phone. 347 00:14:08,412 --> 00:14:09,446 This is a jail. 348 00:14:09,514 --> 00:14:10,881 Hey, hey, hey. 349 00:14:13,785 --> 00:14:15,653 What's with this guy? 350 00:14:15,720 --> 00:14:17,521 Breaking and entering. 351 00:14:17,588 --> 00:14:19,023 We picked him up on a rooftop 352 00:14:19,090 --> 00:14:20,357 trying to sneak down a chimney. 353 00:14:20,425 --> 00:14:22,126 Meant to clean the whole place out. 354 00:14:22,194 --> 00:14:24,895 It's not how it looked. 355 00:14:24,962 --> 00:14:27,831 Look, I don't want to seem pushy, 356 00:14:27,899 --> 00:14:29,799 but I need to be going. 357 00:14:29,867 --> 00:14:33,703 See, my sleigh's due pick me up in a half hour in the park. 358 00:14:33,771 --> 00:14:35,472 And then where, the North Pole? 359 00:14:35,540 --> 00:14:37,007 Oh, Thailand. 360 00:14:37,075 --> 00:14:38,275 You know how it is. 361 00:14:38,343 --> 00:14:39,943 Once you behind on a gig like this... 362 00:14:40,011 --> 00:14:41,778 Fruitcake. 363 00:14:41,846 --> 00:14:44,881 Well, a lot of kids are going to be disappointed. 364 00:14:44,949 --> 00:14:47,517 You really believe this, don't you? 365 00:14:48,986 --> 00:14:50,921 Well, don't you? 366 00:14:52,924 --> 00:14:55,026 I think you're out of your mind. 367 00:14:58,096 --> 00:15:00,531 Then you're going to get a lump of coal. 368 00:15:00,598 --> 00:15:04,435 Jingle, jingle, jingle, jingle, jingle, jingle... 369 00:15:04,503 --> 00:15:06,303 Just hear those sleigh bells jingling 370 00:15:06,371 --> 00:15:07,604 Ring-ting-tingling... 371 00:15:07,672 --> 00:15:09,206 Anything yet? 372 00:15:09,274 --> 00:15:10,140 No sign of it anywhere. 373 00:15:10,208 --> 00:15:11,308 Did you check the lockers? 374 00:15:11,376 --> 00:15:13,610 Doing it now. 375 00:15:13,678 --> 00:15:15,046 Well? 376 00:15:15,113 --> 00:15:16,480 We just got to keep looking. 377 00:15:16,548 --> 00:15:17,814 It's got to be somewhere. 378 00:15:17,882 --> 00:15:18,915 Of course it is. 379 00:15:18,983 --> 00:15:20,083 Unless, of course, it ain't. 380 00:15:20,151 --> 00:15:22,886 What does that mean? 381 00:15:22,954 --> 00:15:24,888 Meaning maybe it's here, maybe it's not. 382 00:15:24,956 --> 00:15:26,123 Maybe it's on the moon. 383 00:15:26,191 --> 00:15:27,524 Maybe you're the bomber. 384 00:15:27,592 --> 00:15:28,525 Or maybe I'm just out of my mind. 385 00:15:28,593 --> 00:15:29,760 Well, that's a good possibility. 386 00:15:29,828 --> 00:15:31,929 Let me tell... Nothing. 387 00:15:31,996 --> 00:15:33,697 All right, we're out of here. 388 00:15:33,765 --> 00:15:36,133 You have some explaining to do. 389 00:15:36,201 --> 00:15:37,701 What are you talking about? You can't leave. 390 00:15:37,768 --> 00:15:38,702 Try me. 391 00:15:38,770 --> 00:15:40,137 Look, people are going to die, Crumb. 392 00:15:40,204 --> 00:15:41,605 Yeah, me from frostbite if I don't out of... 393 00:15:41,673 --> 00:15:44,374 What are you...? Crumb, the bear. 394 00:15:46,778 --> 00:15:47,945 My God. 395 00:15:48,012 --> 00:15:49,813 Don't touch it...it's a bomb. 396 00:15:49,881 --> 00:15:51,615 Did I say that? Everybody get off the ice! 397 00:15:51,682 --> 00:15:53,150 Get off the ice. 398 00:15:53,217 --> 00:15:54,818 Don't panic! 399 00:15:54,886 --> 00:15:56,487 Get off the ice. 400 00:15:56,555 --> 00:15:57,621 Everybody off the ice! 401 00:15:57,689 --> 00:15:59,856 Hey, little girl. 402 00:15:59,924 --> 00:16:02,025 Come on, let me see your bear, huh? Huh? 403 00:16:02,093 --> 00:16:03,193 That's it. 404 00:16:03,261 --> 00:16:05,295 Get off the ice! 405 00:16:05,363 --> 00:16:08,165 We'll be singing songs we love to sing 406 00:16:08,233 --> 00:16:10,200 Without a single stop 407 00:16:10,268 --> 00:16:13,671 At the fireplace while we watch the chestnuts pop 408 00:16:13,738 --> 00:16:16,073 Pop! Pop! Pop! 409 00:16:16,141 --> 00:16:17,374 There's a happy feeling 410 00:16:17,442 --> 00:16:19,977 Nothing in the world can buy 411 00:16:20,045 --> 00:16:21,979 When they pass around the coffee 412 00:16:22,047 --> 00:16:23,814 And the pumpkin pie 413 00:16:23,882 --> 00:16:26,250 It'll nearly be like a picture print 414 00:16:26,318 --> 00:16:28,551 By Currier and Ives 415 00:16:28,619 --> 00:16:30,154 All these wonderful things 416 00:16:30,222 --> 00:16:32,990 Are the things we remember all through our lives 417 00:16:33,058 --> 00:16:34,525 Just hear those sleigh bells jingling 418 00:16:34,593 --> 00:16:36,760 Ring-ting-tingling too 419 00:16:36,828 --> 00:16:39,162 Come on, it's lovely weather 420 00:16:39,230 --> 00:16:41,565 For a sleigh ride together with you What's going on here? 421 00:16:41,632 --> 00:16:43,433 It's gone. 422 00:16:43,501 --> 00:16:46,036 It's... 423 00:16:46,103 --> 00:16:47,204 Come on, it's lovely weather 424 00:16:47,272 --> 00:16:48,506 For a sleigh ride together... 425 00:16:59,750 --> 00:17:01,651 Do you mind? 426 00:17:01,719 --> 00:17:03,420 The whistling? 427 00:17:03,488 --> 00:17:04,455 Sorry. 428 00:17:04,522 --> 00:17:06,623 I'm concentrating. 429 00:17:06,691 --> 00:17:08,258 On what? 430 00:17:08,326 --> 00:17:09,460 The list. 431 00:17:09,527 --> 00:17:11,962 Checking it the second time. 432 00:17:12,029 --> 00:17:14,298 I don't see any list. 433 00:17:14,366 --> 00:17:15,499 Oh, it's in my head. 434 00:17:15,567 --> 00:17:16,900 It would take forever 435 00:17:16,968 --> 00:17:18,402 to put something like that down on paper. 436 00:17:18,470 --> 00:17:19,970 It's easier this way. 437 00:17:20,038 --> 00:17:23,641 It's kind of like that, uh, movie Rain Man. 438 00:17:25,176 --> 00:17:27,311 Well, go ahead, you know, quiz me. 439 00:17:27,378 --> 00:17:28,645 I don't have time for your stupid games. 440 00:17:28,713 --> 00:17:29,613 Of course you do. 441 00:17:29,681 --> 00:17:32,182 You're in prison. 442 00:17:32,250 --> 00:17:33,884 Go ahead, any name. 443 00:17:33,952 --> 00:17:35,085 Try it. 444 00:17:35,153 --> 00:17:38,021 Martin Garolowitz. 445 00:17:38,089 --> 00:17:39,856 Naughty. 446 00:17:39,924 --> 00:17:40,991 What? 447 00:17:41,058 --> 00:17:42,993 Four years in a row. 448 00:17:43,061 --> 00:17:45,095 Next? 449 00:17:47,332 --> 00:17:49,500 Igor Strasofsky. 450 00:17:49,568 --> 00:17:51,268 Which one? 451 00:17:51,336 --> 00:17:53,403 The one in Budapest. 452 00:17:53,471 --> 00:17:54,504 Father or son? 453 00:17:54,572 --> 00:17:55,272 Son. 454 00:17:55,339 --> 00:17:56,273 Nice. 455 00:17:56,408 --> 00:17:57,808 See? It's really not that hard. 456 00:17:57,876 --> 00:17:59,609 See, I scramble the letters, 457 00:17:59,677 --> 00:18:03,380 then alphabetize them into a code. 458 00:18:03,448 --> 00:18:06,616 And, uh, how do you get there? 459 00:18:06,684 --> 00:18:07,784 Where? 460 00:18:07,852 --> 00:18:10,387 Two billion homes in one night. 461 00:18:10,455 --> 00:18:12,289 Well, uh, yeah, well... 462 00:18:12,357 --> 00:18:15,759 I-it's really not that hard if you work the time zones. 463 00:18:15,826 --> 00:18:20,297 See, it's tomorrow in Asia when it's yesterday here. 464 00:18:20,365 --> 00:18:22,232 Of course, you have to wear a of watches 465 00:18:22,300 --> 00:18:24,234 to keep it all straight, but you kind of get used to that. 466 00:18:24,302 --> 00:18:27,537 And also, of course, 467 00:18:27,605 --> 00:18:31,375 those reindeer go like bats out of hell. 468 00:18:36,881 --> 00:18:39,349 Help! 469 00:18:39,417 --> 00:18:43,120 "Dear Detective Crumb, watch out for thin ice." 470 00:18:43,187 --> 00:18:44,621 What is this, some kind of a joke? 471 00:18:44,689 --> 00:18:46,390 I think it's a pun. 472 00:18:46,458 --> 00:18:47,958 You think it's a pun? 473 00:18:48,026 --> 00:18:50,127 You know, ice? 474 00:18:50,195 --> 00:18:51,328 Thin ice. 475 00:18:51,396 --> 00:18:52,729 Get out of here. 476 00:18:52,797 --> 00:18:54,764 You know what I think? I this is getting personal. 477 00:18:54,832 --> 00:18:55,832 Look, something's wrong. 478 00:18:55,900 --> 00:18:57,101 It was supposed to explode. 479 00:18:57,168 --> 00:18:58,835 This? The bomb... it was supposed to explode. 480 00:18:58,903 --> 00:19:00,070 But there's no bomb. 481 00:19:00,138 --> 00:19:01,372 Very astute observation. 482 00:19:01,439 --> 00:19:02,639 Look, this guy... he's following us. 483 00:19:02,707 --> 00:19:04,008 Whoever he is, he knows where we're going. 484 00:19:04,075 --> 00:19:05,309 He's... what are you doing? 485 00:19:05,377 --> 00:19:06,576 Looks like snow, Huh? 486 00:19:06,644 --> 00:19:08,712 You got any feeling about that one way or the other? 487 00:19:08,779 --> 00:19:10,014 About what? 488 00:19:10,081 --> 00:19:11,248 'Cause if you did, 489 00:19:11,316 --> 00:19:12,383 you could be a weatherman 490 00:19:12,450 --> 00:19:14,385 instead of, you know, a deputy sheriff. 491 00:19:14,452 --> 00:19:16,553 You still don't believe me, do you? Look... 492 00:19:16,621 --> 00:19:17,521 I'm letting you go. 493 00:19:17,588 --> 00:19:19,089 Not that I still have my suspicions, 494 00:19:19,156 --> 00:19:20,991 It's just that...you're making me crazy 495 00:19:21,059 --> 00:19:23,293 with this should be, supposed to be. 496 00:19:23,361 --> 00:19:25,729 I mean, what are you, one of those, uh, Magic 8-Balls? 497 00:19:25,797 --> 00:19:27,998 Look, Crumb, all I'm trying do is help you out here. 498 00:19:28,066 --> 00:19:30,967 Do me a favor. Don't. 499 00:19:32,070 --> 00:19:34,505 All right, I won't. 500 00:19:34,573 --> 00:19:36,607 Merry Christmas! 501 00:19:36,675 --> 00:19:38,642 You old goat. 502 00:19:45,850 --> 00:19:47,250 Oh, no. 503 00:19:49,019 --> 00:19:50,354 Good-bye, stretch pants. 504 00:19:50,422 --> 00:19:52,623 Good-bye, fireplace. 505 00:19:52,690 --> 00:19:54,958 Good-bye, weekend in heaven. 506 00:19:55,025 --> 00:19:57,160 You're pretty broken up about this, aren't you? 507 00:19:57,228 --> 00:19:59,296 Wouldn't you be? 508 00:19:59,363 --> 00:20:01,765 My car's in hock, my life is a mess, 509 00:20:01,833 --> 00:20:04,267 and I'm stuck here in jail with a raving lunatic 510 00:20:04,335 --> 00:20:06,003 on Christmas Eve! 511 00:20:06,071 --> 00:20:08,806 Things just never work out for you, do they? 512 00:20:08,873 --> 00:20:12,308 Who asked you? 513 00:20:12,376 --> 00:20:15,946 The problem is, you don't believe. 514 00:20:16,013 --> 00:20:19,148 Could you just shut up? 515 00:20:19,216 --> 00:20:21,819 It's too bad. 516 00:20:21,886 --> 00:20:25,723 You started out as a good kid as I remember. 517 00:20:25,790 --> 00:20:27,758 Of course, it's some time ago, 518 00:20:27,826 --> 00:20:30,393 and there was that 519 00:20:30,461 --> 00:20:34,230 Christmas when you were nine. 520 00:20:34,298 --> 00:20:35,799 Wrong. 521 00:20:35,867 --> 00:20:36,800 I was eight. 522 00:20:36,868 --> 00:20:38,301 Shows you how much you know. 523 00:20:38,369 --> 00:20:40,169 No, you... you were nine. I'm sure of it. 524 00:20:40,237 --> 00:20:41,304 Eight. Nine. 525 00:20:41,372 --> 00:20:43,006 Eight. Are you absolutely positive? 526 00:20:43,074 --> 00:20:45,675 I was eight when I asked for the sled. 527 00:20:45,743 --> 00:20:47,711 Fine. Then were you eight. 528 00:20:47,779 --> 00:20:49,680 Oh, yeah, that sled. 529 00:20:49,747 --> 00:20:51,381 What kind was it again? 530 00:20:53,484 --> 00:20:54,818 I.I. Bean. 531 00:20:54,886 --> 00:20:57,888 No. Flexible Flyer. 532 00:20:57,955 --> 00:21:00,156 Uh, the one with the... 533 00:21:00,224 --> 00:21:01,992 Fins on the back. 534 00:21:02,060 --> 00:21:05,428 No. You're making that up. 535 00:21:07,832 --> 00:21:10,400 You're, uh, you're pretty good at this, aren't you? 536 00:21:10,468 --> 00:21:12,769 Oh, I try to be. 537 00:21:12,837 --> 00:21:15,706 But you didn't get it, did you? 538 00:21:15,773 --> 00:21:17,407 That sled? 539 00:21:17,475 --> 00:21:19,208 Went to someone else. 540 00:21:19,276 --> 00:21:20,944 Inky Bowers. 541 00:21:21,012 --> 00:21:23,113 Inky Bowers. 542 00:21:23,181 --> 00:21:25,382 I never liked that kid. 543 00:21:25,450 --> 00:21:28,385 You always wondered why it went to him. 544 00:21:28,453 --> 00:21:31,721 Because you didn't believe. 545 00:21:31,789 --> 00:21:34,858 See, there's a price you have to pay for that... 546 00:21:34,925 --> 00:21:36,393 not believing. 547 00:21:36,460 --> 00:21:37,594 It's a big one. 548 00:21:37,662 --> 00:21:39,062 Okay, that's enough. 549 00:21:39,130 --> 00:21:40,597 Let's just stop right there. 550 00:21:40,664 --> 00:21:41,898 You're not Santa Claus. 551 00:21:41,966 --> 00:21:43,466 I'm not a dope, 552 00:21:43,534 --> 00:21:44,468 and I want out now. 553 00:21:44,536 --> 00:21:45,669 Hello! 554 00:21:45,737 --> 00:21:47,837 Sergeant...whatever your name is, 555 00:21:47,905 --> 00:21:49,239 I demand to be moved. 556 00:21:49,307 --> 00:21:50,974 I have my rights, you know. 557 00:21:51,041 --> 00:21:53,844 I want a new cell. 558 00:21:53,912 --> 00:21:55,612 Hello? 559 00:21:59,217 --> 00:22:01,318 Oh, my God. 560 00:22:02,520 --> 00:22:03,987 Is he sick? 561 00:22:04,055 --> 00:22:07,424 Hard to tell. 562 00:22:07,491 --> 00:22:09,726 My guess is he's faking. 563 00:22:09,794 --> 00:22:12,696 But... I'll call a medic. 564 00:22:12,763 --> 00:22:14,231 Whoa, whoa, wait a minute. 565 00:22:14,299 --> 00:22:16,567 You're not gonna leave me here alone with him, are you? 566 00:22:16,634 --> 00:22:18,669 I mean, what if he spasms or something? 567 00:22:18,736 --> 00:22:20,770 I'm really not very good with death. 568 00:22:20,838 --> 00:22:23,473 Oh, no, I'm serious. 569 00:22:23,541 --> 00:22:25,576 Hey, buddy! 570 00:22:25,643 --> 00:22:29,979 Oh, man, this has been some day. 571 00:22:36,988 --> 00:22:40,691 Need to get to the sleigh. 572 00:22:40,758 --> 00:22:43,026 What? 573 00:22:43,093 --> 00:22:46,296 Waiting there, Lincoln Park. 574 00:22:46,364 --> 00:22:48,165 Got to get there. 575 00:22:48,232 --> 00:22:50,867 Otherwise, no good. 576 00:22:50,934 --> 00:22:52,135 Oh, man, come on. What... what is this? 577 00:22:54,072 --> 00:22:56,173 Okay, nice try. I know what you're trying to do. 578 00:22:56,240 --> 00:22:58,108 You're trying to make me help you 579 00:22:58,176 --> 00:22:59,776 get out of here, is that it? 580 00:22:59,843 --> 00:23:02,412 Gonna start coughing up blood! 581 00:23:02,480 --> 00:23:03,847 Oh, no, don't do that. 582 00:23:03,915 --> 00:23:05,749 K-Kids depending on me! 583 00:23:05,816 --> 00:23:08,651 Need your help! 584 00:23:08,719 --> 00:23:11,354 No! No need my help! No! 585 00:23:12,990 --> 00:23:14,657 Okay, okay, fine! Fine! 586 00:23:14,725 --> 00:23:15,992 How? 587 00:23:22,934 --> 00:23:24,167 Where is he? 588 00:23:24,235 --> 00:23:25,468 Cell number 38. 589 00:23:25,536 --> 00:23:26,603 What's wrong with him? 590 00:23:26,670 --> 00:23:30,040 You're the paramedic. You tell me. 591 00:23:30,108 --> 00:23:31,708 My keys! 592 00:23:38,316 --> 00:23:39,316 Anything else you want to tell me about? 593 00:23:39,383 --> 00:23:40,484 Like giant spiders or flying saucers 594 00:23:40,551 --> 00:23:42,119 No, just a bomb in a teddy bear. 595 00:23:42,186 --> 00:23:44,154 Thanks. I feel much better. What do we got? 596 00:23:44,222 --> 00:23:46,055 We cleared the building, plus we got fire trucks out in front. 597 00:23:46,124 --> 00:23:47,690 Anything else? 598 00:23:47,758 --> 00:23:50,293 Yeah, my, uh, Christmas tree lights at home ain't working. 599 00:23:50,361 --> 00:23:51,761 Get me some. 600 00:23:51,829 --> 00:23:53,363 The big, fat kind, not the little, skinny ones. 601 00:23:53,431 --> 00:23:54,931 Yes, sir. 602 00:23:54,999 --> 00:23:56,233 So this is where the little birdie told you 603 00:23:56,300 --> 00:23:57,367 the bomber's gonna be? 604 00:23:57,435 --> 00:23:59,569 Yep. 605 00:24:06,010 --> 00:24:08,478 Excuse me, are you the detective in charge here? 606 00:24:08,545 --> 00:24:09,479 That's me. 607 00:24:09,546 --> 00:24:11,414 Do you realize what you're doing? 608 00:24:11,482 --> 00:24:14,318 You've shut down this store on the busiest day of the year! 609 00:24:14,385 --> 00:24:15,318 So? 610 00:24:15,453 --> 00:24:17,620 So, the owner is very close 611 00:24:17,688 --> 00:24:19,089 to the mayor. 612 00:24:19,156 --> 00:24:21,358 This time you're sure? 613 00:24:21,426 --> 00:24:22,559 Yeah. 614 00:24:22,627 --> 00:24:24,127 No chance you're mistaken? 615 00:24:24,195 --> 00:24:25,495 No. 616 00:24:25,563 --> 00:24:27,997 Oh, be sure to get red ones. 617 00:24:28,065 --> 00:24:29,632 And nothing that twinkles. 618 00:24:29,700 --> 00:24:30,933 All right, come on, boys. 619 00:24:31,001 --> 00:24:32,402 Tear 'em open. 620 00:24:32,470 --> 00:24:33,403 I don't believe this. 621 00:24:33,471 --> 00:24:34,838 What have we done? 622 00:24:34,905 --> 00:24:36,306 We just broke out of jail. 623 00:24:36,374 --> 00:24:37,874 I just broke out of jail. 624 00:24:37,941 --> 00:24:39,609 Me, Chuck Fishman. 625 00:24:39,677 --> 00:24:42,178 I've busted stir. I'm a felon! 626 00:24:42,246 --> 00:24:44,080 Relax. 627 00:24:44,148 --> 00:24:45,915 You just did something nice. 628 00:24:45,983 --> 00:24:46,983 I did? 629 00:24:47,051 --> 00:24:48,285 You got a buck? 630 00:24:48,352 --> 00:24:49,853 No, I don't have a buck. 631 00:24:49,920 --> 00:24:50,787 They took my wallet. 632 00:24:50,854 --> 00:24:53,189 Oh, my God. They know who I am! 633 00:24:53,257 --> 00:24:55,191 What about your pocket? Maybe you got a quarter. 634 00:24:57,561 --> 00:24:59,095 Ah, good. 635 00:25:00,864 --> 00:25:02,532 Keep up the good work. 636 00:25:02,599 --> 00:25:03,834 Oh, great! You know what? 637 00:25:03,901 --> 00:25:04,834 This is insane! 638 00:25:04,902 --> 00:25:06,135 I mean, look at you. 639 00:25:06,203 --> 00:25:07,537 You don't even look like the guy. 640 00:25:07,605 --> 00:25:08,871 Where's you beard? 641 00:25:08,939 --> 00:25:10,907 You're a fake just like all the rest of them. 642 00:25:12,343 --> 00:25:13,910 What? What's wrong? What's wrong? 643 00:25:13,978 --> 00:25:15,679 You're not believing again! 644 00:25:15,746 --> 00:25:17,180 Oh, man. 645 00:25:17,247 --> 00:25:19,382 Go on. Take it back. 646 00:25:19,450 --> 00:25:22,218 Okay, okay, fine. 647 00:25:22,286 --> 00:25:23,486 Fine! I take it back, okay? 648 00:25:23,554 --> 00:25:24,788 I take it back. 649 00:25:24,856 --> 00:25:26,490 You gotta watch out for that kind of stuff. 650 00:25:26,557 --> 00:25:30,694 Okay, all right. Let's go. 651 00:25:32,029 --> 00:25:32,995 No bomb. 652 00:25:33,063 --> 00:25:34,030 You're sure? 653 00:25:34,098 --> 00:25:36,399 We're sure. No bomb. No bomb. 654 00:25:36,467 --> 00:25:37,967 It's too bad. 655 00:25:38,035 --> 00:25:39,269 Want us to start on the elephants? 656 00:25:39,336 --> 00:25:40,170 Skip it. 657 00:25:40,238 --> 00:25:41,104 Yes, sir. 658 00:25:41,172 --> 00:25:43,340 Any thoughts? 659 00:25:43,407 --> 00:25:44,774 I don't understand. 660 00:25:44,842 --> 00:25:46,008 It doesn't make any sense. 661 00:25:46,076 --> 00:25:47,244 It was supposed to be here. 662 00:25:47,311 --> 00:25:49,512 Maybe I can help you out. 663 00:25:49,580 --> 00:25:52,916 You see, I'm a policeman, and you're a lunatic. 664 00:25:52,984 --> 00:25:54,851 That's why we got stuffing coming out of our ear. 665 00:25:54,919 --> 00:25:56,018 Furthermore... That's pretty funny. Let me tell... 666 00:25:56,086 --> 00:25:57,387 There's a phone call for you. 667 00:25:57,454 --> 00:25:58,955 One guess: the mayor? 668 00:25:59,023 --> 00:26:00,690 Correct. 669 00:26:00,758 --> 00:26:03,126 You got three minutes to come up with an explanation. 670 00:26:03,194 --> 00:26:05,261 After that, I'm putting you in a straitjacket. 671 00:26:14,105 --> 00:26:15,939 It changed. 672 00:26:16,007 --> 00:26:18,675 I don't get it. 673 00:27:00,585 --> 00:27:01,785 I got it. I'm dreaming. 674 00:27:01,853 --> 00:27:04,153 This is all because of some hot sauce I ate. 675 00:27:04,221 --> 00:27:05,154 I doubt it. 676 00:27:05,222 --> 00:27:06,656 Any moment now I'm gonna wake up 677 00:27:06,724 --> 00:27:09,593 and find myself laying in a gutter, drunk. 678 00:27:09,660 --> 00:27:11,461 Which would be just fine with me. 679 00:27:11,529 --> 00:27:13,296 What are you doing? 680 00:27:13,364 --> 00:27:15,599 We're gonna need wheels. 681 00:27:15,666 --> 00:27:16,833 You're stealing a car?! 682 00:27:16,901 --> 00:27:19,068 Shh! Oh, no, no, no. 683 00:27:19,136 --> 00:27:22,205 Look, I already got a record because of you. 684 00:27:22,272 --> 00:27:24,875 And I'm not gonna add grand theft larceny to the list. 685 00:27:24,942 --> 00:27:26,043 Fine! Go! 686 00:27:26,110 --> 00:27:27,911 You betcha I'm going. 687 00:27:27,979 --> 00:27:29,178 But remember this: 688 00:27:29,246 --> 00:27:31,981 If I am who I say I am, you're walking away 689 00:27:32,049 --> 00:27:33,450 from the one chance in your life 690 00:27:33,517 --> 00:27:34,984 to do something good for the world, 691 00:27:35,052 --> 00:27:37,520 if that means anything to you. 692 00:27:37,588 --> 00:27:40,256 Think it does? 693 00:27:40,324 --> 00:27:41,992 Okay. 694 00:27:42,060 --> 00:27:43,827 Get in! 695 00:27:43,895 --> 00:27:46,429 I thought you said we were going to the park? 696 00:27:46,497 --> 00:27:47,898 We missed it. 697 00:27:47,965 --> 00:27:49,733 We need to meet it at the next stop. 698 00:27:49,801 --> 00:27:51,067 Where is that? 699 00:27:51,135 --> 00:27:52,635 Cleveland. 700 00:27:57,908 --> 00:27:59,943 All right, let's wrap it up. 701 00:28:00,010 --> 00:28:02,846 86 the dead bears, and let's get out of here. 702 00:28:02,913 --> 00:28:04,013 Hey, Crumb. 703 00:28:04,081 --> 00:28:06,282 Crumb, I found another note. 704 00:28:06,350 --> 00:28:07,283 Good for you. 705 00:28:07,351 --> 00:28:08,751 What do you mean, good for me? 706 00:28:08,819 --> 00:28:09,919 Don't you want to read it? 707 00:28:09,987 --> 00:28:11,754 No, thanks. Well, I think you should. 708 00:28:11,822 --> 00:28:13,256 I think I know what's going on now. 709 00:28:13,324 --> 00:28:14,557 Oh, that's nice. I'm thrilled. 710 00:28:14,624 --> 00:28:15,691 You're thrilled? 711 00:28:15,759 --> 00:28:17,026 Tell it to the new guy. 712 00:28:17,094 --> 00:28:18,928 Tell it...? Wait. What new guy? 713 00:28:18,996 --> 00:28:21,865 The poor slob that they're gonna bring in to handle this thing. 714 00:28:21,932 --> 00:28:25,068 Me? I'm gonna go home and hang Christmas lights. 715 00:28:25,135 --> 00:28:28,071 You're gonna... Wait a second. 716 00:28:28,139 --> 00:28:29,605 You're off the case? 717 00:28:29,673 --> 00:28:31,007 The mayor wants results? 718 00:28:31,075 --> 00:28:32,608 I don't got 'em. 719 00:28:32,676 --> 00:28:35,111 See ya. 720 00:28:35,179 --> 00:28:37,580 Whatever happened to Cabbage Patch dolls? 721 00:28:37,647 --> 00:28:39,515 Ah, the heck with it. I need a drink. 722 00:28:39,583 --> 00:28:42,218 Come on. You're buying. 723 00:28:42,286 --> 00:28:43,787 Yeah, you do and you'll clean it up. 724 00:28:43,789 --> 00:28:45,054 Excuse me. Excuse me. 725 00:28:45,122 --> 00:28:47,857 Oh, come on. You can't be serious. 726 00:28:47,925 --> 00:28:48,792 You okay? 727 00:28:48,860 --> 00:28:51,060 Yeah, great. 728 00:28:51,128 --> 00:28:52,094 Listen, Crumb... 729 00:28:52,162 --> 00:28:53,363 It's Christmas Eve. 730 00:28:53,431 --> 00:28:56,065 I'm off the case, maybe out of a job, 731 00:28:56,133 --> 00:28:58,267 That's 30 years on the force down the toilet. 732 00:28:58,335 --> 00:28:59,602 How could things be bad? 733 00:28:59,670 --> 00:29:02,072 Here, merry Christmas. 734 00:29:02,139 --> 00:29:03,939 Maybe you should get something to eat with that. 735 00:29:04,007 --> 00:29:06,175 Like what, Christmas crow? 736 00:29:06,243 --> 00:29:07,810 Listen, you can't let this get to you. 737 00:29:07,878 --> 00:29:09,345 Giving up is not the solution. 738 00:29:09,413 --> 00:29:11,047 Who says? You know, this beer is flat. 739 00:29:11,115 --> 00:29:13,750 Somewhere out there there's a guy planning on killing people. 740 00:29:13,817 --> 00:29:14,918 With what, love notes? 741 00:29:14,985 --> 00:29:16,986 Sooner or later, he's gonna succeed. 742 00:29:17,054 --> 00:29:18,255 You know what gets me? 743 00:29:18,322 --> 00:29:19,622 It's not this crummy bar 744 00:29:19,690 --> 00:29:21,191 or the fact that my bunions ache 745 00:29:21,259 --> 00:29:23,226 or that I staked my pension on the word of some nut 746 00:29:23,294 --> 00:29:24,961 that reads tea leaves, 747 00:29:25,028 --> 00:29:26,863 what gets me is I'm never gonna get a chance 748 00:29:26,931 --> 00:29:27,898 to see this guy's face. 749 00:29:27,965 --> 00:29:30,033 I just wish I knew how he did it! 750 00:29:30,101 --> 00:29:32,134 He was watching you. 751 00:29:32,202 --> 00:29:32,869 What? 752 00:29:32,936 --> 00:29:34,403 Listen to what I'm saying. 753 00:29:34,471 --> 00:29:36,739 This guy knew where we were. 754 00:29:36,807 --> 00:29:38,942 We thought we were following him, but we weren't. 755 00:29:39,009 --> 00:29:40,376 He was following you. 756 00:29:40,444 --> 00:29:42,245 Cat and mouse. 757 00:29:42,313 --> 00:29:44,480 And you were the mouse, Crumb. 758 00:29:44,548 --> 00:29:46,582 All right, that's it. He ticked me off. 759 00:29:46,650 --> 00:29:48,118 I'm gonna track this guy down 760 00:29:48,185 --> 00:29:50,153 if it takes me the rest of my life. 761 00:29:50,221 --> 00:29:51,421 Excuse me. 762 00:29:51,489 --> 00:29:52,322 Detective Crumb? 763 00:29:52,390 --> 00:29:53,523 Yeah? 764 00:29:53,591 --> 00:29:55,358 I have a message for you. 765 00:29:58,262 --> 00:29:58,895 Nobody move! 766 00:29:58,962 --> 00:30:01,765 Nobody move! Nobody move! 767 00:30:01,832 --> 00:30:03,133 Nobody! 768 00:30:03,200 --> 00:30:05,968 Nobody move! 769 00:30:06,036 --> 00:30:09,773 Old man on the rooftop, reindeers, too 770 00:30:09,840 --> 00:30:15,145 To bring my merry Christmas and happy New Year, too. 771 00:30:18,749 --> 00:30:22,252 I'm your Santa and I am coming to town 772 00:30:24,789 --> 00:30:30,626 I am your Santa, and I am coming to town 773 00:30:30,694 --> 00:30:34,163 I'm not used to steering with a wheel. 774 00:30:34,231 --> 00:30:36,566 Gee, I never would have guessed. 775 00:30:36,634 --> 00:30:39,135 Easy, big boy. 776 00:30:39,202 --> 00:30:41,404 Do you even know where you're going? 777 00:30:41,472 --> 00:30:42,538 To the highway. 778 00:30:42,606 --> 00:30:44,607 The highway's down here? 779 00:30:44,675 --> 00:30:46,208 It's a shortcut. 780 00:30:46,277 --> 00:30:48,844 Go left at Angela Monihan's house. 781 00:30:48,912 --> 00:30:51,781 The one with the stucco chimney. 782 00:30:51,848 --> 00:30:54,751 She's naughty. Nice... 783 00:30:54,818 --> 00:30:57,287 I wish Gary were here. 784 00:30:57,354 --> 00:30:58,755 Gary who? 785 00:30:58,823 --> 00:31:00,390 He's a friend of mine. 786 00:31:00,457 --> 00:31:02,925 Gary Hobson. You know him? 787 00:31:02,993 --> 00:31:04,427 Natch. 788 00:31:04,494 --> 00:31:05,962 Okay, then tell me. 789 00:31:06,030 --> 00:31:07,130 What's different about him? 790 00:31:07,198 --> 00:31:08,465 Different? 791 00:31:08,532 --> 00:31:10,333 Yeah, that's right. Different. 792 00:31:10,400 --> 00:31:12,869 If you're Santa Claus, you should know. 793 00:31:12,937 --> 00:31:14,404 Let's see. 794 00:31:14,472 --> 00:31:17,073 He's got a mole in his armpit. 795 00:31:17,140 --> 00:31:18,675 What else? 796 00:31:18,743 --> 00:31:22,878 Batted .461 in Little League. 797 00:31:22,946 --> 00:31:27,083 He gets tomorrow's paper... today. 798 00:31:27,150 --> 00:31:28,584 Oh, that! 799 00:31:28,652 --> 00:31:31,120 I thought you meant something unusual. 800 00:31:38,329 --> 00:31:41,664 One more scream, and I'll set this thing off. 801 00:31:41,732 --> 00:31:43,399 Tell them I mean it. 802 00:31:43,466 --> 00:31:45,100 Everybody be calm; He's not gonna hurt you. 803 00:31:46,370 --> 00:31:48,037 He came in for me. That's right, isn't it? 804 00:31:48,104 --> 00:31:49,739 You betcha. 805 00:31:49,806 --> 00:31:51,041 You want to tell me why? 806 00:31:51,108 --> 00:31:52,942 I thought we should meet. 807 00:31:53,010 --> 00:31:54,477 Fine, fine. Nice to meet you. 808 00:31:54,544 --> 00:31:56,179 Why don't we go outside and talk? 809 00:31:56,246 --> 00:31:59,849 You were following me. 810 00:31:59,916 --> 00:32:01,618 Of course I was following you. That's my job. 811 00:32:01,686 --> 00:32:02,986 And you, 812 00:32:03,054 --> 00:32:05,355 you were helping him. 813 00:32:05,423 --> 00:32:06,689 I saw you. 814 00:32:06,757 --> 00:32:08,290 Some help. 815 00:32:10,060 --> 00:32:11,928 But I fooled you, didn't I? I did. 816 00:32:11,996 --> 00:32:13,229 Yeah. 817 00:32:13,296 --> 00:32:14,930 I did. 818 00:32:14,998 --> 00:32:17,133 But we won the game. 819 00:32:17,201 --> 00:32:18,701 We won the game. 820 00:32:22,105 --> 00:32:23,339 That's right. 821 00:32:23,407 --> 00:32:24,974 That's right. 822 00:32:25,042 --> 00:32:26,976 You won the game. 823 00:32:27,043 --> 00:32:28,911 So why don't we end it right now? 824 00:32:33,850 --> 00:32:37,086 Oh, because we haven't played the last round yet. 825 00:32:38,555 --> 00:32:40,656 The part where we all go boom. 826 00:32:42,826 --> 00:32:45,995 In, uh, 12 minutes. 827 00:32:49,666 --> 00:32:52,068 Okay, I think I've got this thing figured out. 828 00:32:52,136 --> 00:32:54,870 What's that? What we're gonna tell the cops. 829 00:32:54,938 --> 00:32:56,305 Sorry. 830 00:32:56,373 --> 00:32:58,741 We plead insanity, okay? 831 00:32:58,809 --> 00:33:00,576 Well, you or me? 832 00:33:00,644 --> 00:33:02,878 We tell 'em you ate too many French fries, 833 00:33:02,946 --> 00:33:04,380 you lost your mind. 834 00:33:04,448 --> 00:33:06,482 You abducted me at gunpoint, right? 835 00:33:06,550 --> 00:33:08,518 I don't approve of guns. 836 00:33:08,585 --> 00:33:10,719 Except for the toy ones. 837 00:33:10,787 --> 00:33:12,355 All right, fine... a toy gun. 838 00:33:12,422 --> 00:33:15,224 We call 'em up, and we turn ourselves in. 839 00:33:15,292 --> 00:33:18,227 And then we sell the whole story to Oprah. 840 00:33:18,295 --> 00:33:20,530 Holy cow, we might even end up ahead! 841 00:33:20,597 --> 00:33:22,465 I wouldn't count on it. 842 00:33:28,505 --> 00:33:30,239 This is the police. Oh! Okay. 843 00:33:30,307 --> 00:33:33,376 Shut off your engine and put your hands on the dashboard now. Okay. Okay. 844 00:33:33,443 --> 00:33:35,745 Just act natural. I am acting natural. 845 00:33:35,813 --> 00:33:38,080 I mean, don't act like Santa Claus. 846 00:33:38,148 --> 00:33:39,916 That's gonna be hard. 847 00:33:46,089 --> 00:33:47,957 Remember... French fries, 848 00:33:48,025 --> 00:33:50,894 Oprah, book deals, okay? 849 00:33:50,961 --> 00:33:52,795 Right? 850 00:33:54,598 --> 00:33:56,165 What are you doing?! 851 00:33:56,232 --> 00:33:57,667 I know 'em both! 852 00:33:57,734 --> 00:34:00,770 Neither of them is nice! 853 00:34:00,838 --> 00:34:03,139 Oh, no, I think it's going quite well, 854 00:34:03,207 --> 00:34:04,974 all according to plan. 855 00:34:05,042 --> 00:34:08,211 I just hope we didn't forget anything. 856 00:34:09,479 --> 00:34:10,646 Hm. 857 00:34:10,714 --> 00:34:12,448 You watch them. 858 00:34:12,515 --> 00:34:13,616 I'll write the note. 859 00:34:13,684 --> 00:34:15,184 Let's see, um... 860 00:34:15,251 --> 00:34:16,886 This guy is nuttier than a Snickers bar. 861 00:34:16,954 --> 00:34:18,988 We got to get him away from that bomb. 862 00:34:19,056 --> 00:34:21,624 How do you suggest we do that, ask him "pretty please"? 863 00:34:21,692 --> 00:34:23,359 Yeah, we could do that. 864 00:34:23,426 --> 00:34:25,995 Uh, rats... 865 00:34:26,063 --> 00:34:28,030 moles... 866 00:34:28,098 --> 00:34:29,531 bats... 867 00:34:29,599 --> 00:34:31,768 and weasels. Yeah. 868 00:34:31,836 --> 00:34:34,003 The hour has come. 869 00:34:34,071 --> 00:34:35,839 All right, that's it, we got to rush him. 870 00:34:35,906 --> 00:34:37,006 Oh, yeah, and soon. 871 00:34:37,074 --> 00:34:38,741 Count of three. You ready? 872 00:34:38,809 --> 00:34:40,810 One, two... 873 00:34:40,878 --> 00:34:42,178 I told you not to move! 874 00:34:42,246 --> 00:34:43,513 I told you! 875 00:34:43,581 --> 00:34:44,547 Okay. 876 00:34:44,615 --> 00:34:46,783 I'll blow it now. 877 00:34:48,685 --> 00:34:50,653 Come on, Kriss Kringle! 878 00:34:50,721 --> 00:34:52,655 I'm right behind you! 879 00:34:55,992 --> 00:34:58,260 This way. Why did we have to ditch the car? 880 00:34:58,328 --> 00:34:59,695 Because you stole it! 881 00:34:59,763 --> 00:35:02,665 I was gonna give it back. Yeah, right, and reindeer have wings. 882 00:35:02,733 --> 00:35:04,166 Only when they're pups. 883 00:35:06,936 --> 00:35:10,939 Stupid! Stupid! Stupid! 884 00:35:11,007 --> 00:35:13,977 Hey, you with the animal. 885 00:35:15,812 --> 00:35:18,047 I think it's time we had a talk. 886 00:35:19,883 --> 00:35:22,251 There's nothing to talk about. 887 00:35:22,318 --> 00:35:24,453 Yeah, well, I got something to talk about. 888 00:35:28,091 --> 00:35:30,960 I'm old, I'm tired, 889 00:35:31,028 --> 00:35:33,495 my feet are flat. 890 00:35:33,563 --> 00:35:37,266 You want to blow me to pieces, hey, go ahead. 891 00:35:37,334 --> 00:35:39,769 I probably deserve it anyway. 892 00:35:39,837 --> 00:35:43,506 But before you do, think about this: 893 00:35:43,574 --> 00:35:45,741 It's Christmas Eve. 894 00:35:45,809 --> 00:35:49,578 All over the world, people are getting ready for... 895 00:35:49,646 --> 00:35:51,280 what, I do not know. 896 00:35:51,348 --> 00:35:52,715 Neither do they. 897 00:35:52,783 --> 00:35:54,183 But it's important, 898 00:35:54,251 --> 00:35:55,685 something worth waiting for. 899 00:35:55,753 --> 00:35:57,186 It's the same 900 00:35:57,254 --> 00:35:59,555 with these people here. 901 00:35:59,623 --> 00:36:02,325 They all got someplace to go, somebody who needs 'em. 902 00:36:02,392 --> 00:36:03,459 Me? 903 00:36:03,527 --> 00:36:04,994 I don't. 904 00:36:05,061 --> 00:36:07,630 So why don't you let them go? 905 00:36:07,697 --> 00:36:08,898 You don't want them. 906 00:36:08,965 --> 00:36:10,399 You want me. 907 00:36:10,467 --> 00:36:13,202 So come on, what do you say? 908 00:36:13,269 --> 00:36:15,437 Make Santa happy. 909 00:36:19,743 --> 00:36:22,278 Santa? 910 00:36:27,551 --> 00:36:28,918 Who the hell is this?! 911 00:36:28,986 --> 00:36:30,153 I'll blow it now! 912 00:36:30,220 --> 00:36:31,921 Chuck, get the hell out of here now! 913 00:36:31,989 --> 00:36:34,223 I-I can't. I... 914 00:36:34,291 --> 00:36:35,257 Oh. Oh, perfect. 915 00:36:35,325 --> 00:36:36,492 I'll blow it now! 916 00:36:36,560 --> 00:36:37,860 Drop your guns! 917 00:36:37,928 --> 00:36:39,128 The guy's got a bomb! 918 00:36:39,195 --> 00:36:40,530 You heard him... now! 919 00:36:40,597 --> 00:36:42,831 Did he say a bomb? 920 00:36:42,899 --> 00:36:44,433 On Christmas Eve? 921 00:36:44,501 --> 00:36:45,868 That's naughty 922 00:36:45,935 --> 00:36:47,370 if I ever heard it. 923 00:36:47,437 --> 00:36:49,805 Look, please, do me favor, huh, just this once? Please? 924 00:36:49,873 --> 00:36:51,808 Look, mister... look, Stand back. 925 00:36:51,875 --> 00:36:53,676 I know you don't want to do this. 926 00:36:53,744 --> 00:36:55,044 I know you-you really don't want 927 00:36:55,111 --> 00:36:57,312 to do this. One more step, 928 00:36:57,380 --> 00:36:59,916 and I'll set it off. 929 00:36:59,983 --> 00:37:02,084 Ralphy? 930 00:37:04,755 --> 00:37:06,422 What? 931 00:37:06,490 --> 00:37:09,292 Ralphy Melhall, 932 00:37:09,360 --> 00:37:10,693 right? 933 00:37:10,761 --> 00:37:13,029 Uh, that's not my name. 934 00:37:13,096 --> 00:37:15,464 Well, sure it is! You're little Ralphy! 935 00:37:15,532 --> 00:37:16,765 No. 936 00:37:16,833 --> 00:37:19,101 I am not...I'm... Howard Phillips. 937 00:37:19,169 --> 00:37:21,537 Oh, that's right...Howard Phillips! 938 00:37:21,604 --> 00:37:24,840 I always got you two confused. 939 00:37:24,908 --> 00:37:26,542 So, what are you doing here? 940 00:37:26,610 --> 00:37:29,244 Well, what does it look like I'm doing? Howie 941 00:37:29,312 --> 00:37:31,014 Phillips. 942 00:37:31,081 --> 00:37:32,882 Who is this? 943 00:37:32,950 --> 00:37:34,149 I don't know. 944 00:37:36,153 --> 00:37:38,821 You know, you used to be 945 00:37:38,889 --> 00:37:40,989 one of my favorite kids... nice, 946 00:37:41,057 --> 00:37:43,259 year after year. 947 00:37:43,326 --> 00:37:45,594 Very consistent. Remember? 948 00:37:45,662 --> 00:37:49,531 I got you your first chemistry set. 949 00:37:51,835 --> 00:37:53,035 Uh, I don't rememb... 950 00:37:53,103 --> 00:37:55,304 Oh, you remember... it had all those little 951 00:37:55,371 --> 00:37:56,272 test tubes. 952 00:37:56,339 --> 00:37:57,607 Plus, I-I got you 953 00:37:57,674 --> 00:37:59,408 a teddy bear, too. 954 00:38:00,276 --> 00:38:01,411 Then... 955 00:38:01,478 --> 00:38:03,145 w-well, something happened. 956 00:38:03,213 --> 00:38:04,580 Wh-What was it? 957 00:38:04,648 --> 00:38:07,716 You're not really Santa. 958 00:38:07,784 --> 00:38:09,685 Oh, that's what happened. 959 00:38:09,753 --> 00:38:11,821 You stopped believing. 960 00:38:11,888 --> 00:38:15,057 Yeah, I remember the day. 961 00:38:15,125 --> 00:38:16,559 I was standing in my workshop, 962 00:38:16,626 --> 00:38:18,927 helping the elves make Parcheesi sets, 963 00:38:18,995 --> 00:38:21,864 when all of a sudden I got this hurt, you know, 964 00:38:21,932 --> 00:38:25,167 ache right in my heart, like some little piece 965 00:38:25,235 --> 00:38:27,870 of joy had suddenly 966 00:38:27,937 --> 00:38:29,672 withered away. 967 00:38:29,740 --> 00:38:33,075 Mrs. Claus said, It's indigestion, honey 968 00:38:33,142 --> 00:38:34,877 but I knew better. 969 00:38:34,945 --> 00:38:37,212 Oh, God. "Someone has stopped" 970 00:38:37,280 --> 00:38:40,582 "believing," I said. 971 00:38:40,650 --> 00:38:42,284 It was my mother. 972 00:38:42,352 --> 00:38:44,319 She was always... 973 00:38:44,387 --> 00:38:46,922 It really hurt me, you know? 974 00:38:46,990 --> 00:38:49,859 I mean, you stopped writing me. 975 00:38:49,926 --> 00:38:51,627 Y-You stopped 976 00:38:51,694 --> 00:38:54,563 even thinking of me. 977 00:38:54,631 --> 00:38:56,432 Didn't you? 978 00:38:58,602 --> 00:39:00,836 Yeah. I'm sorry. 979 00:39:04,941 --> 00:39:07,710 Oh... c-can I see it? 980 00:39:07,777 --> 00:39:09,278 Mm-mm. 981 00:39:09,345 --> 00:39:11,347 Well, I'll give it back. No. 982 00:39:11,448 --> 00:39:13,115 I promise. 983 00:39:27,730 --> 00:39:31,500 Thanks. 984 00:39:31,567 --> 00:39:32,802 No! My bear! 985 00:39:32,870 --> 00:39:34,670 My bear. 986 00:39:34,738 --> 00:39:36,572 All right, cuff this guy. 987 00:39:38,608 --> 00:39:40,242 Oh! No! 988 00:39:40,310 --> 00:39:42,544 Oh, God! Oh... 989 00:39:49,653 --> 00:39:51,654 That didn't sound too good. 990 00:39:51,722 --> 00:39:53,288 Uh-huh. 991 00:40:01,798 --> 00:40:03,566 Oh, my God. 992 00:40:38,634 --> 00:40:39,535 Yes, sir. 993 00:40:39,603 --> 00:40:42,304 Yes, sir, that's right, we got the guy. 994 00:40:42,372 --> 00:40:43,839 "The city can awake 995 00:40:43,907 --> 00:40:45,241 from its nightmare of terror"... 996 00:40:45,308 --> 00:40:46,708 that's very good, Your Honor. 997 00:40:46,776 --> 00:40:48,911 Merry Christmas to you, too. 998 00:40:50,714 --> 00:40:53,516 Well, congratulations; You're a hero. 999 00:40:53,584 --> 00:40:54,617 I owe you one. 1000 00:40:54,685 --> 00:40:55,751 You, too. 1001 00:40:55,819 --> 00:40:57,820 Plus that bozo who went bang. 1002 00:40:57,888 --> 00:41:00,323 Well, take your stuff and get out of here. 1003 00:41:00,390 --> 00:41:02,658 Sir, he broke out of jail. 1004 00:41:02,725 --> 00:41:04,560 You want to explain that to a board of inquiry? 1005 00:41:05,628 --> 00:41:07,162 Yeah. 1006 00:41:07,230 --> 00:41:09,965 Funny thing is, I still can't believe he's dead. 1007 00:41:10,032 --> 00:41:13,135 I mean, I know he came down in pieces, but... 1008 00:41:13,202 --> 00:41:16,838 a guy like that, he really believed he was what he thought he was, 1009 00:41:16,906 --> 00:41:19,541 you know, and you sort of have to admire that. 1010 00:41:19,609 --> 00:41:21,243 He got you. 1011 00:41:21,311 --> 00:41:22,010 Cynical me. 1012 00:41:22,145 --> 00:41:25,447 I thought he was just a cheap con. 1013 00:41:25,515 --> 00:41:27,883 My keys. 1014 00:41:27,951 --> 00:41:30,219 He stole my keys. 1015 00:41:42,331 --> 00:41:45,433 Funny, your car was here an hour ago. 1016 00:41:45,501 --> 00:41:48,738 Somebody must've took it. 1017 00:41:48,805 --> 00:41:51,073 Yep! 1018 00:41:55,645 --> 00:41:58,380 I think this is for you. 1019 00:42:22,171 --> 00:42:23,672 It's magic. 1020 00:42:23,740 --> 00:42:27,476 At least it is if you believe. 1021 00:42:27,544 --> 00:42:31,813 Which, I guess, can happen to the best of us. 1022 00:42:36,786 --> 00:42:38,220 Merry Christmas. 1023 00:42:38,288 --> 00:42:39,655 Yeah, same to you. 1024 00:42:41,291 --> 00:42:43,659 It all depends on being wise enough 1025 00:42:43,726 --> 00:42:45,894 to know your heart... 1026 00:42:49,532 --> 00:42:51,300 and young enough 1027 00:42:51,367 --> 00:42:54,703 to feel that old surprise. 1028 00:42:54,771 --> 00:42:57,306 I'm 1029 00:42:57,373 --> 00:42:59,675 Dreaming of 1030 00:42:59,742 --> 00:43:03,212 A white 1031 00:43:03,280 --> 00:43:06,682 Christmas 1032 00:43:06,749 --> 00:43:08,684 With every 1033 00:43:08,751 --> 00:43:10,852 Christmas card 1034 00:43:10,920 --> 00:43:15,824 I write... 1035 00:43:15,892 --> 00:43:19,094 May your days 1036 00:43:19,161 --> 00:43:21,964 Be merry 1037 00:43:22,032 --> 00:43:24,566 And bright... 1038 00:43:28,338 --> 00:43:30,539 And may 1039 00:43:30,607 --> 00:43:34,410 All your 1040 00:43:34,478 --> 00:43:39,315 Christmases 1041 00:43:39,383 --> 00:43:41,450 Be 1042 00:43:41,518 --> 00:43:43,352 White. 1043 00:43:43,420 --> 00:43:45,554 Merry Christmas. 1044 00:43:55,565 --> 00:43:58,867 Merry Christmas!